Old Horse Face

"Nic Cage walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the long face?'" - Mark Kermode, BBC Radio 5 Live

The Good Doctors affectionate name for actor Nicolas Cage, one of the most versatile actors of all time. Most often also combined with an appropriate impression of said thespian. Mark Kermode feels that Cornelius Lysaght ought to introduce Cage's performances.

Colin Murray felt Cage's acting in Knowing was so bad it was porn-level.

Both David Schwimmer, around the time he directed Big Nothing - a Film Reviewed By Its Own Title - and Sarah Jessica Parker have also been remarked upon for their equine visage.