The Baker

Although Mark Kermode never actually reviewed The Baker - a film known as Assassin In Love in the US (or not known as that, as it is doubtful anyone has ever heard of it there) - we know that Mark thought it even worse than The Bath Job, The Accidental Husband, Samey Pro, Saw with A-levels and Margot At The Wedding. And given the kicking that he gave those movies, it's really probably not very good at all.

It does however star both Damien Lewis and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, now both huge stars in television.