Harvey Keitel story

If you bump into Mark Kermode in the street, at Waterloo station, or any other public area, then feel free to ask him to relate this story - frequently hinted at in mid-noughties episodes - about the star of Mean Streets, Pulp Fiction and The Piano.

As of December 2007 he will tell you it's an urban myth and is 100 percent not true.

Nevertheless, you can find it on the IMDB yourself.