WRNC

Wittertainment Related Name Catastrophe, such as when you think you recognise someone called Michael Davis from a missive that was read out on the show, present that person with some soft white rolls but they do not respond and appear to be a Church of Wittertainment denier.

It was later established that Edwin, the 13 year old emailer who gave his form tutor, named Michael Davis, the soft white rolls believing him to be a fellow Wittertainee but got blanked by him, was in fact correct and that Michael was stunned by the initial approach by Edwin using his and his girlfriend,s Christian names and hence did not respond as expected.