Valentine's Day

"Like getting a greeting card full of vomit" - Mark Kermode, BBC Radio 5live

Piranha Women In The Avocado Jungle Of Death is funnier and more romantic. (Said film was written by the same person as wrote Pretty Woman, which was directed by Gary Marshall - who also directed Valentine's Day - hence it was referenced in the review).

The same team then went on to produce New Year's Eve, which was even worse.