The Future

"Eye-gougingly annoying... He goes off to be an environmental campaigner; she starts having an affair with an older man. And if I was the cat, I would ask to be put down." - Mark Kermode, BBC Radio 5live

The trailer alone was insufferable - and Zooey Deschanel would have been rejected for being too straight and not quirky enough. Made by people who love the sound of their own predicaments - ie, the kind of film Mark Kermode would have made.