Rob Schneider

"One of the least funny human beings on the planet" - Mark Kermode, BBC Radio 5live

When Simon asked listeners to nominate male and female actors whose work had no redeeming qualities whatsoever, Rob Schneider - star of Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, Top Cat: The Movie and Grown Ups - won handsomely in the male category. This was something with which Mark heartily agreed - "every time you see him you just want to smack a lemon in his smug little face."