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Pre-show sharpener

Last updated: 3/21/2025

Pre-show sharpener

In order to get themselves in the correct frame of mind to perform the grueling two hour slog that is the show, Mark and Simon may, or indeed (for legal reasons) may not, have a pre-show sharpener. This is a homage to Test Match Special and consists of Horlicks for Mark and green tea for Simon.