PS I Love You (Everyone Else Thinks You Stink)

Beyond-the-grave romantic drama starring GERARD BUTLER and Hilary Swank. Andrew Collins reported that at the press screening, the projector broke down three-quarters of the way through - which prompted huge sighs of relief from the assembled reviewers.

The film's tweaked title came from a T-shirt belonging to a religious friend of Mark Kermode; the T-shirt said "Jesus loves you (everyone else thinks you're an idiot)."