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Meet The Spartans

Last updated: 3/21/2025

Meet The Spartans

"So gutbustingly not funny that you can't sleep with a clear conscience if you pay to go and see it" - Mark Kermode, BBC Radio 5live

Alleged parody of 300 starring Tegs from Grange Hill.

Mark pointed out that his actual review of 300 did all the jokes in Meet The Spartans, except it was "shorter, funnier, and free."

The film features a Dane Cook lookalike so bad, he has to be interrupted by Shaun Maguire saying “oi Dane Cook” just so that they know who it is.

Mark felt even Hale and Pace could have done better.