Last updated: 3/21/2025

Guidance Game

Listener participation fun from the end of 2006, that arose due to Barnyard and a suggestion from listener Peter in Gloucester for a game in which Mark try and work out a film from a purported BBFC guidance warning - in this case, contains "scenes of bovine death and poultry peril."

Later submissions included:

  • "Do not look directly at the son" - The Omen
  • "Contains no revolution" - Marie Antoinette
  • "Contains scenes of mild Meryl" - The Devil Wears Prada
  • "Contains scenes of mild Persil" - My Beautiful Laundrette
  • "May contain nuts" - One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
  • "Best before 1985" - 1984
  • "Warning: Blair's spin may induce vomiting" - The Exorcist
  • "Contains prolonged and ill-advised tap dancing, incessant quirkiness and floppy hair" - Elizabethtown

Mark would later review the entire Box Office Top 10 in a similar style.