Film critic terms

Alan Frank, who Mark describe as being the quite well known UK film critic who has written for many publications and also has written many books, once filed a film review saying that "the film doesn't work" to which his editor asked "What do you mean? It broke down?". He also had a list of famous film critic terms used within reviews:

"Fluid camera work" - The camera man was drunk

"Moody monochrome" - Black and white

"Glorious technicolour" - Not black and white