Compulsory family fun time

Before the Wittertainment Cruise became an option, Mark and / or Simon's absence from the Film Review Show was often down to having to enjoy compulsory family fun time with the likes of the Good Lady Professor Her Indoors (for Mark), the Good Lady Ceramicist Her Indoors (for Simon) and various Child 1 and Child 2s.

Whenever compulsory family fun time happened, a Stand-in would be called for.