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Weekend Watch/Not List
Watch List
- For A Few Dollars More
- Platoon
- Selma
- The Great Dictator
- Heat
Avoid List
- The Taking Of Pelham 123
- London Has Fallen
- The Great Gatsby
Jason Isaacs Quote of the DayQOTD

Lucius Malfoy
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
"Let me see, red hair, vacant expressions, tatty second-hand book. You must be the Weasleys"
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Honey Don’t!
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Christy
Simon Mayo Interviews Sam Riley
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